The following is a sex toy review about 4 of the wild products from Hankey’s Toys.

Their website says: “Hankey’s Toys are handmade from only the finest materials, using molds we craft ourselves in order to meet our exacting specifications. We work hard to give each of our toys that perfect level of firmness to create believability while also making our toys comfortable and pleasurable to use.”

Hankey’s Toys has so many customizable options with a large range of options for color and firmness levels. They have realistic and fantasy-based designs and some that… well… I’ll need to see to believe. Some of the sizes are truly unbelievable — like UNbelievable. When Hankey’s Toys reached out to me to send me some products to review, I figured I’d receive some off-the-wall, fun, well-made products, and what I received were well-made, fun, COMICALLY large products. And listen, that is NO SHADE to anyone who looks at these and thinks, “No problem, lube it up.” In fact, I have incredible respect for anyone who can utilize these. I now know where to go to get custom large toys (and some come in more reasonable sizes, too.

The four products I got shipped to me are:

All of the above are made with ultra-high performance-grade silicone and independently tested for impurities and hazardous chemicals. All platinum silicone toys are odor-free, 100% skin-safe, and will not shrink over time or melt when placed in contact with other high-quality silicone toys.

When they first arrived, I was trying to show some friends how big these things were, so we got these on our little kitchen table (Randy and bulk size Tylenol bottle for scale):

Three Amigos Dildo Features, Specs, & Other Info

Description

This three-in-one dildo is a TP all at once in one place. Check out their YouTube video for more information. (Pictured in Natural Tan. Colors are hand mixed, so tones may vary.)

Features/Specs

The Three Amigos comes in 4 different sizes: medium, large, XL, and XXL (each of these has their own measurements on the website.) It also comes in 4 different firmness levels: 40% soft, 75% soft, medium firm, and extra firm, and TWENTY-FIVE different color options. You can add an attachment hole and a metallic color effect if you want.

Pros, Cons, Other Info

There’s no way around the fact that this is a giant dildo. Even the medium (the smallest size) has an insertable length of 8″ and a circumference of 8.5″. This may be a pro to some and a con to others, and I’m certainly not here to judge where it falls for you.

Learn more and get your own THREE AMIGOS Dildo here!

Dana’s Grip Dildo Features, Specs, & Other Info

photographed by San Diego product photographer Nesli

Description

Dana’s Grip is a unique design inspired by @argendanFistMV. The toy features two hands (wrists included) gripping a long penis which delivers the unique feeling of having hands and a penis inside you at the same time. Dana’s Grip is designed so that it’s not overly thick but “just right” that it can be loved and enjoyed by fans of fisting, anal, and vaginal play. Their website says: “If you’re into really ‘feeling’ your toy and enjoy bumps and humps with varying degrees of thickness and intensity, this is the toy for you!” Check out their YouTube video for more information. (Pictured in Natural Tan. Colors are hand mixed, so tones may vary.)

Features/Specs

Dana’s Grip comes in 4 different sizes: small/medium, medium/large, XXL, and XXXL (each of these has its own measurements on the website.) It also comes in 4 different firmness levels: 40% soft, 75% soft, medium firm, and extra firm, and TWENTY-FIVE different color options. You can add an attachment hole and a metallic color effect if you want.

Pros, Cons, Other Info

The small/medium size of this is one of the more accessible sizes of everything in this review. Coming in at 7.75″ in insertable length and 6.5″ circumference, it isn’t SO big until you start going up in size. It’s a unique shape and, again, subjective, whether it’s a pro or con, has lots of texture to it.

Get your own Dana’s Grip Dildo here!

Largo Dildo Features, Specs, & Other Info

photographed by San Diego product photographer Nesli

Description

Largo is Spanish for long and that’s what this toy is — incredibly long. The website says that this dildo is perfect for folks who want an extremely long toy without extreme girth. But don’t be fooled, it’s big. It’s still a very big dildo. (If you like this shape but want something not *as* long, check out Hankey’s Toys Long John. For more on Largo, check out their YouTube video. (Pictured in Natural Tan. Colors are hand mixed, so tones may vary.)

Features/Specs

Largo comes in one size — one less decision to make when you’re ordering — and has three firmness options: 40%, 75%, and medium firmness. It has the same metallic and color options and the option to put a hole in it. The one size of Largo creates an 8.75″ – 9.75″ circumference with an overall length of 19″ and an insertable length of 16″. At the top of this post, the Largo is seen in pink in my at-home pics.

Pros, Cons, Other Info

It’s SO long and quite wide (which could be both a pro and a con depending on who you are and your preferences — it’s hard to manage without help or a machine. The silicone is a little sticky and if not stored in a towel, it collects dust and hair, though it can be cleaned off easily with a good sex toy cleaner.

Get your own LARGO here 🙂

Scorpion Sex Grinder Features, Specs, & Other Info

photographed by San Diego product photographer Nesli

Description

Want a non-insertable sex toy with the same quality as the other Hankey’s Toys? Look no further. The Scorpion Sex Grinder addresses the need for diverse and inclusive sex toys in a market often dominated by penetrative toys. It’s not just a sensual aid; it’s an empowering tool for anyone or anyone with a vulva to reconnect with their bodies and embrace their sexuality in a non-penetrating way.

Features/Specs

This unique sex grinder comes in two sizes: handheld and saddle, which is exactly what it sounds like. One you can hold in your hand, and the other you can sit on! You can choose from four levels of firmness (45%, 75%, medium firm, extra firm) and the same amount of coloration options with metallic swirl options.

Pros, Cons, Other Info

PROS: It’s non-penetrative for someone who wants to play with a fun toy that doesn’t vibrate, feels good, and isn’t internal. It’s firm and well made.

CONS: If you don’t like scorpions, the look could be a little off-putting.

Check it out and get your Scorpion Sex Grinder here!