A sex toy collection that are gender-neutral, versatile, and have a comic series to go along with it? That’s Cute Little Fuckers, or CLF.
CLF was founded by…. for….
They sent me their three toys: Starsi, Pricette Puppypus, & Trinity, to test and review — so let’s get into it, shall we?
If you want to see the video review, check it out here:
Cute Little Fuckers – Starsi

Let’s talk about the specs:
- Made with High-Grade Borosilicate Glass
- Total Length: 8.5″, Insertable Length: 5″, Circumference: 4.75″
- Dishwasher-safe (!!!!)
- Good for vaginal, anal, and external massage
- Great for temperature play (heat it up or freeze it!)
- All lubes welcome (still make it glycerin-free!)
- Package Includes: Dildo + Storage pouch
How to Use Your Starsi
- Wash your GEM with toy cleaner or soap and water
- Grab your favorite glycerin-free lubricant (I highly recommend Sliquid’s Sassy!)
- Start by exploring how each end feels in your body
- See what feels the best… and keep doing it
Hint: If you’re also wanting clitoral stimulation, grab a vibrator to use on your clitoris while the GEM is inside!
Who May Enjoy Starsi, Sensations, & Ways to Use Starsi
Who May Enjoy This Toy: Anyone who is looking to explore with glass toys, this is a great place to start.
Sensations: It’s so smooth and firm going in and being inside and presses all the right buttons.
Ways to Use Starsi:
- Longevity – if cared for correctly and carefully they will last a lifetime
Important Note: I found that the smooth side felt best vaginally, while the bumpier side felt best anally.

Pros & Cons of the Starsi
Pros
- Price. It’s incredibly affordable. ($34 and 10% off with my code RACHELW)
- The versatility of usage (internal or external // temperature play or not)
- It’s GORGEOUS and incredibly well-made
- Intuitive: The toy is shaped intuitively, so when you insert it into the vagina or anus, it goes right to the spot you want
- It’s beautiful to look at in your partner’s body
Cons
- For newer users, it’s not entirely clear HOW to use this the best way. I’d love to see a guide with ideas on how to use it that comes with it
Overall Rating

To summarize, I can’t find anything wrong with this toy. It’s a perfect small-ish size glass dildo. You can’t beat the price and frankly, I think it’s a necessity in every home!
Overall: 5/5 stars
Cute Little Fuckers – Princette Puppypus

Let’s talk about the specs:
- Made with High-Grade Borosilicate Glass
- Dimensions: Total Length: 8.5″, Insertable Length: 5″, Circumference: 4.75″
- All lubes welcome (still make it glycerin-free!)
- Package Includes: Dildo + Storage pouch
How to Use Princette Puppypus
- Wash your GEM with toy cleaner or soap and water
- Grab your favorite glycerin-free lubricant (I highly recommend Sliquid’s Sassy!)
- Start by exploring how each end feels in your body
- See what feels the best… and keep doing it
Hint: If you’re also wanting clitoral stimulation, grab a vibrator to use on your clitoris while the GEM is inside!
Who May Enjoy This Toy, Sensations, & Ways to Use Princette Puppypus
Who May Enjoy This Toy: Anyone who is looking to explore with glass toys, this is a great place to start.
Sensations: It’s so smooth and firm going in and being inside and presses all the right buttons.
Ways to Use Starsi:
- Longevity – if cared for correctly and carefully they will last a lifetime
Important Note: I found that the smooth side felt best vaginally, while the bumpier side felt best anally.

Pros & Cons of Princette Puppypus
Pros
- Price. It’s incredibly affordable. ($34 and 10% off with my code RACHELW)
- The versatility of usage (internal or external // temperature play or not)
- It’s GORGEOUS and incredibly well-made
- Intuitive: The toy is shaped intuitively, so when you insert it into the vagina or anus, it goes right to the spot you want
- It’s beautiful to look at in your partner’s body
Cons
- For newer users, it’s not entirely clear HOW to use this the best way. I’d love to see a guide with ideas on how to use it that comes with it
Overall Rating

To summarize, I can’t find anything wrong with this toy. It’s a perfect small-ish size glass dildo. You can’t beat the price and frankly, I think it’s a necessity in every home!
Overall: 5/5 stars
Cute Little Fuckers Trinity

Let’s talk about the specs:
- Made with High-Grade Borosilicate Glass
- Total Length: 8.5″, Insertable Length: 5″, Circumference: 4.75″
- Dishwasher-safe (!!!!)
- Good for vaginal, anal, and external massage
- Great for temperature play (heat it up or freeze it!)
- All lubes welcome (still make it glycerin-free!)
- Package Includes: Dildo + Storage pouch
How to Use Your Trinity
- Wash your GEM with toy cleaner or soap and water
- Grab your favorite glycerin-free lubricant (I highly recommend Sliquid’s Sassy!)
- Start by exploring how each end feels in your body
- See what feels the best… and keep doing it
Hint: If you’re also wanting clitoral stimulation, grab a vibrator to use on your clitoris while the GEM is inside!
Who May Enjoy This Toy, Sensations, & Ways to Use Trinity
Who May Enjoy This Toy: Anyone who is looking to explore with glass toys, this is a great place to start.
Sensations: It’s so smooth and firm going in and being inside and presses all the right buttons.
Ways to Use Trinity:
- Longevity – if cared for correctly and carefully they will last a lifetime
Important Note: I found that the smooth side felt best vaginally, while the bumpier side felt best anally.

Pros & Cons of the Trinity
Pros
- Price. It’s incredibly affordable. ($34 and 10% off with my code RACHELW)
- The versatility of usage (internal or external // temperature play or not)
- It’s GORGEOUS and incredibly well-made
- Intuitive: The toy is shaped intuitively, so when you insert it into the vagina or anus, it goes right to the spot you want
- It’s beautiful to look at in your partner’s body
Cons
- For newer users, it’s not entirely clear HOW to use this the best way. I’d love to see a guide with ideas on how to use it that comes with it
Overall Rating

To summarize, I can’t find anything wrong with this toy. It’s a perfect small-ish size glass dildo. You can’t beat the price and frankly, I think it’s a necessity in every home!
Overall: 5/5 stars